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Divination Desk
The Captain's Cards
Where intuition meets a little bit of drama and a lot of accuracy.
Choose your preferred flavor of fate:
- Tarot: The classic. Storytelling, depth, and tea.
- Lenormand: Sharp, no-nonsense, and great for clarity (and calling you out).
- Cartomancy: Old-school playing cards for when you want raw, grounded insight.
Each session is guided by me and tailored to your question, your energy, and your level of chaos tolerance.
True Sidereal Astrology
The Astrology Lab
Here, I explore your natal chart with True Sidereal Astrology — the version of the sky that lines up with what’s actually up there. It’s less about prediction and more about pattern recognition, curiosity, and spiritual fieldwork.
I blend True Sidereal with elements of Human Design, myth, body astrology, and ancestral wisdom, because understanding your chart isn’t just about signs and houses. It’s about seeing how your entire system hums in rhythm with the universe.
Tuft Stuff & Soft Familiars
Trinket Trove
Where fluff meets enchantment and yarn comes to life.
Every tufted piece, every stitched familiar, is handmade here — some for comfort, some for chaos, and all for company.
Each item comes with its own little energy, all infused with care.
In this Trove you’ll find:
- Tufted Turf: rugs, coasters, and textured talismans for your space.
- Soft Familiars: amigurumi companions, stitched by hand and blessed with attitude.
- One-of-a-Kind Relics: limited pieces that appear when the my inner goblin is feeling generous
Everything here is made slow, with intention, humor, and way too many snack breaks.
Adopt what calls to you — the Trove is always shifting, and treasures rarely linger for long.